N came home from school the other day with a pot that they had planted in school. The seeds had not yet sprouted so we have been anxiously waiting for some action. Yesterday we noticed a bit of green poking through.
Hey, you said I’d be done today. It’s Friday you know. I’m still sitting here naked as the day you cast me off. What the hell are you doing?
Excuse me, I’m writing a post here about N’s plant. So as I was saying, the seeds are beans! N is quite excited to see them coming up. Last year when they did this little project his beans didn’t sprout. There was a bit of an over-watering problem. When he brought the pot home from school the seeds were floating.
Hey, no one gives a sh*t about some stupid seeds sprouting. They want to see me so get off your a** and get my shell done so I’m not sitting around here looking like a sprout myself.
We are planning to plant some beans in the garden this year so I hope we can add these too. N will be interested in eating the beans if they are the ones he grew himself.
OMG DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I’m Sheldon and I NEED my shell so stop talking about f*cking beans and get to work. It’s Friday and you said I’d have it on Friday.
Would you please watch your language! There is no swearing on the blog, particularly not the F word. It is early Friday morning and I have all day to get you done so relax and wait your turn.
What? Like that sweater that’s been sitting over there since before I was yarn. It’s so depressed and you don’t even notice.
Let me get my needles and yarn. Suddenly I’m looking forward to sewing you up.
Wait what are you going to do with that needle….